How To Judge A Book By It's Cover: Part 2

      So last week I kept you guys on the lighter side of things, but this time I'm bringing out the big guns...SEX and POLITICS!!! Here we go!!!

      We'll Start off with Politics, a lot of authors have written books on our political status over the last decade or so. these are just a few of the more ridiculous ones.

Well with moves like this you can see how it could happened.

If by "Inconvenient" you mean completely annoying... then I'd say you  hit the nail on the head. 

JFK and "Jelly Doughnuts" come to mind here, but that was a gaffe that never happened right?

Notice how they put the book in bright primary colors. I think they did that so even the kids would know that the worst was almost over!

I really don't think I have to add much here...his face explains everything.

I wasn't quite sure if I should have left this in politics or moved  it into the sex portion of this post. I suppose if I had found a Monica book.....

Now we move on to the SEXY....oh yeah the SEXY!!!

I think I just found my perfect woman...Joanna I LOVE YOU!!!

Something inside says that this book might be written backwards. I could have sworn you  plowed "BEFORE" the stork came.

You are putting waaaaaay to much thought into this.

If we're too lazy to  call what the hell makes you think that we are going to read about 1-800-HOTT-BODS!

Aren't there already books about strippers...it's called porn.

Just scroll down to the next book for the joke...go on...

In men's rooms everywhere since the age of 12.

Finally! She actually is talking about something that men..or anyone will give two shits about...BOOBIES!!!

Is anyone else as creeped out and embarassed as I am. Just imagine every awkward moment that you have ever had and multiply it by infinity. 

...that I was going to do transvestite porn.....So GROSS!!!

Is it just me or was Naomi the Original MILF. Look at her! She got me started on country music just cause I liked looking at her! HOT!!!! Wynonna on the other hand...YEEESH!!! I thought you had to be a gay male to dress like a drag queen? Well, what ever floats your boat!

I do all these cool things and they make the book about a white guy! BULLSHIT!!! I am the most lethal ten  inches!! (Sorry I just HAD to say something!!!)

Well guys and girls that wraps up my book review. Damn, I might have just started the Penguin Book Club (look out Oprah because I'm coming for you! YDUR Inc. See I can spell my name backwards too!). I hope you liked my little detour from the long winded posts I have been putting up lately. I had a blast! If you have any crazy books you want me to look up send them to me at ThePenguinGazette@gmail.com. Who knows if I get enough of them I might do a part 3. Until then, have a good week and I'll see you soon!

Editor & Chief of The Penguin Gazette,

Rudy

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