Submit A Story/Review

Hey Everyone,

This is something new for me because I don't often relenquish power but I wanna try something...

If you think that you have an interesting story/restaurant review/ or Artist/Album that you want to get noticed submit an article about it along with any photos or videos to ThePenguinGazette@gmail.com and after a review from our staff (psst...that's me) you will take over ThePenguinGazette.com for a post! Here's the chance for all those aspiring bloggers or even the seasoned ghost writer to get noticed and be published on the "Web-er-Nets" and to impress your friends and make your enemies jealous!

So If you think you have what it takes, shoot me an email and lets get it going!

*Everything has a few rules*

1. When you submit an article supply your name (or pseudonym), website address, where you are from, and what you are doing with your life, along with any photos and videos that you have either taken yourself or have a reference site for (I AIN'T GETTING SUED!!!)

2. If it is a music review you should know that I am very selective about my tunes, so if I think it sucks....

3. I DO NOT EDIT!!!! If you submit it then be prepared for it to be posted as is. If you misspell it that's how it will be read. Remember the Internet is full of haters that take any chance to talk shit so be warned!

4.  People have short attention spans so if you want to write a novel this is NOT the place for it. That being said if you want the post to be a 2-parter let me know and edit the post accordingly and it shall be done!

5. If you submit an article and it doesn't go up right away don't blow up my email! Unless I contact you to specifically say that it won't be posted then I WILL GET TO IT! When/If I use your post I will email you to inform you that its up. Blowing up my email will ensure that I tell you to bone off! DON'T DO IT!

Well there you go. That wasn't so bad was it? If you think you have what it take hit me up....hell even if you don't HIT ME UP! You never know you might get your shot!

Editor & Chief of The Penguin Gazette,
Rudy

p.s. One sure way to get your story posted is to follow me by email. Check the left side of the screen for details. If using the mobile app scroll to the bottom of the page and click "view web version" then look to the left.