Saturday, December 31, 2011

This Time Next Year...



                So if you are into the local music scene in San Diego, or anywhere else for that matter you’ve probably already been hipped to the AWESOMENISITY that is DawnMitschele (ß click for site). If you haven’t yet, then you’ve either been under a rock or just haven’t been fortunate enough to catch one of her many shows. Her music has the ability to be sweet, sad, inspiring and very telling, all the while being just a bit mysterious. I say this because even though she wears her heart on her sleeve and a good amount is poured onto the stage with every song, you will never know the real Dawn unless you are willing to open your heart, mind and soul to everything around you. Even though not everyone will get the opportunity to know Dawn personally, her music will give us all the chance to hear her heart’s inner most thoughts and if you listen closely you might even get a chance to find a bit out about her personality.

Dawn’s first full album release “In The Moonlight” back in 2009 was a huge success and prompted a solo tour that would earn her a huge flock of fans all throughout the west coast and soon well beyond. She’s been from coast to coast spreading her “Love” message and even made it overseas. All in all a VERY impressive feat for a “coffee-shop” artist, but I can assure you that once you hear her beautiful voice and her touching lyrics you will realize that she is soooo much more! Here are some of the songs  in the form of live performances that I was able to attend! Enjoy!!


                                    









                Dawn is currently in the process of releasing her next EP entitled “Love Remains”. This 5 song EP is scheduled for a February 14th, 2012 release date and includes her new single “This Time Next Year”. The EP was produced by Gabe Lehner (of Inspired Flight) in Encinitas, CA.and mastered by Dave Greenberg (Sonopod).  The track features many incredibly talented local artists:  Kenny Eng (electric guitars), Rick Sybrandy (bass), Craig Zarkos (drums), Marta Blalock Zaldova (vioin), Erdis Maxhelaku (cello), Kelly Bennett (violin), John Ciccolella (piano). It is sure to be every bit as amazing as her last album. If you haven’t been fortunate enough to catch the live version of this hauntingly beautiful song, you are in luck! I have it here for you, first in a live performance video as well as a direct download given to me by the one and only DAWN MITSCHELE herself! That’s right ladies and gents I was given the exclusive! Before I get to the video and the download, I asked Dawn 5 questions to better understand her single, the new album and about her artistic process….let’s see what she had to say…

 1. What is the inspiration and the meaning behind your new single "This Time Next Year"?

The inspiration for the song was that it was the new year, and I had had a very tough year (2009) where so many dark things occurred in my life.  I had been in a very challenging relationship, and had made some choices that resulted in some tough lessons for me.  This song came from the place that was desperate to never make the same choices again, and to have things be better and brighter in the year ahead.

 2. With your new album "Love Remains" due to be released in Feb. 2012, what do you want listeners to feel when listening to the 5 track EP?

I want listeners to feel a full palette of emotions.  Each song is different from the next.  Thus, I would love for listeners to feel inspired by the many different sounds. A few words that come to mind that I'd want them to feel are:
inspired, relaxed, reflective, moved, grooved...and sexy!

 3. Where can fans pick up the new single?

On my website (www.dawnmitschele.com)...and Sound Cloud!

 4. How would you describe your song writing process (do you have to be in a specific mood or do ideas just flow whenever)?

 As far as my process, I really have to be in a mood where I'm out of my head.  If I'm just letting life flow through me, the inspiration comes much more easily. Sometimes, I have something very specific I want to write a song about, and I work at it, whether I'm in the mood or not.  Other times, like while folding laundry for example, I'll have an inspired thought for a song and head to my guitar or my journal to start working it out.  For "This Time Next Year," i was working on the song which was a part of this "song game" i was in.  It is an online community of songwriters that write a song a week using the same word or phrase in the song.  I remember when I started writing this song, it came so easily, I kept thinking it was already a song I wrote.  The chords came first I think...then the melody and words came out of it.  But to be honest, it was kind of a blur.

 5. If you had to describe your music using colors (I know it's an odd question but I sometimes see music in color), what would best describe your new album and why?

Using colors...some of my songs would be in golds and silvers...sparkly, like stars...and then some in deep moody colors like midnight blues and dark velvet reds. Others would be in lighter tones, filled with hopeful yellows and lighter blues and greens.  I also feel there must be earth tones running throughout them as well..as those have always felt like my truest colors.

 6. Lastly, are there any words of inspiration you would like to leave your fans (old and new) with to start off the new year?

  - You're doing a great job.  Really, you are!  Just keep listening...in the silence and in your heart. It has all the answers you will ever need.
     - Each new year is a time to let things go that don't work for my life or for the greater good, and I invite you to do the same in this new year.
     - I am still learning about love, as we all are during our time here on earth.  My wish is for everyone in the new year is to feel the love that they are and to unite with that love in those around them.


                So now that I have kept you all in suspense for so long, I present to you not only the live performance (featuring Eric Morgensen on sax) in Bremerton, WA at a Living Room Concert, but at the bottom of this post I will give you a link so you can get an exclusive FREE download for your listening pleasure! Think of it as a belated XMAS gift from Dawn that will help bring in the new year!!! Enjoy!!

   



               As I promised you, here is the link to download your mp3 of Dawn Mitschele's new single "This Time Next Year" (CLICK HERE and press play below to hear the studio version) off of her upcoming EP "Love Remains" coming to you Feb. 14th 2012...BE ON THE LOOK OUT!!! Follow Dawn on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Myspace and get her "In The Moonlight" album on Itunes TODAY!!!!


This Time Next Year by Dawn Mitschele

Editor & Chief of  The Penguin Gazette,

Rudy
P.S. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! BE SAFE AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON!!!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

December's "Design My Blog" Winner


      So for the last few weeks I have been featuring a new look here (pssst…look towards the bottom  screen), and I for one absotively LOVE it! The design comes from a Twitter friend and awesome comic strip artist @Vinnie_Vampire also known as Tim Green.  This guy is pretty cool! I actually found out about him through last month’s DMB winner Becky. Tim or Vinnie as I commonly refer to him as, has an awesome web comic that revolves around Vinnie the Vampire (click for the site). As Vinnie’s character bio says the only thing that makes him different from any other teens is a set of fangs. 3 times a week Tim posts new work (Monday, Wednesday, and Friday) and you can be sure that a ghoulish laugh will be in store. To give you a better insight into the characters that make this web-series work, I give to you the cast and bios.



Characters
Vinnie                                                
     The only difference between Vinnie and the typical American teenager is a set of fangs. Vinnie is pessimistic, moody, and forever the victim of his family's abuse. He loves rock music, sleeping late and gazing at the stars in the old Transylton cemetery. Mostly Vinnie just wishes for a normal, quiet life. Well, keep wishing Vinnie...






  Sunny                                                           
     This pernicious preschooler is Vinnie's younger sister, Sunny. She is a constant thorn in Vinnie's side, leaving a wake of destruction wherever she goes. This single-fanged menace looks at the world as a wondrous place for her amusement. Sunny has recently begun to get vampire urges, so she is a frequent terror for Vinnie and her unfortunate doll Abby. Follow this character with caution, because she will literally leave you in stitches.






   Vampa                                                                   
     Vampa is the crotchety old geezer of the family. This ancient vampire is always quick to tell it like it is. After an unsuccessful attempt at retirement home living, Vampa moves in and immediately sets his sights on Vinnie. Needless to say, Vinnie and Vampa stay at each other’s throats in the never-ending battle between generation gaps. Will Vampa’s old school ways get the best of Vinnie, or will Vinnie teach Vampa a thing or two about the new generation?




   Mom                                                                     
     Vinnie's mom is the only character that is not actually seen in the strip, but what she lacks in visual presence she more than makes up for with her sheer volume. She is without a doubt the quintessential mom. Mom is quick to voice her opinion and even quicker to wield her authority, keeping everyone in line. Being constantly bombarded with her inane comments, Vinnie is convinced that communication with her is an exercise in futility.  




   Belfry                                                                    
     Belfry becomes Vinnie’s pet bat after Vinnie rescues him from a public park. This bat constantly finds himself in trouble due to his eternal clumsiness and lack of social grace. He tests the family’s patience with his bottomless stomach, couch-potato habits, and cynicism. Belfry may not be fit for life in the wild, but he is a perfect match for this not-so-normal family’s habitat.




   Bob                                                                       
     Bob comes from a bloodline of ferocious canine guardians that have been protecting vampires for centuries. While diligently patrolling the grounds for enemies, Bob shares his insights through constant internal dialogue. Join Bob on his next patrol and observe his love of peanut butter, hatred of cats, and his fear of the dreaded bath.




      Each of them  have very different personalities, all of which are sure to warm, steal, then probably eat your heart, but you will be dying from laughter while they do it….or maybe from what I said above, potato, po-tot-oh huh?  Anyways, I asked Tim some questions for this post, so we can get to know a bit about him but most of them were N/A, mostly because I sent a questionnaire that is more for other bloggers (and he doesn’t blog). In any case here is just a bit about Tim Green otherwise known to his many Twitter followers as Vinnie.




Tim Green
43
Duluth, GA

When did you start blooging and what inspired you to do it? 

I've been cartooning since the late 70's. I used to draw the Garfield comics in a notebook I carried around.

I'm not much of a blogger. I've been working on "Vinnie the Vampire" for the last several years, I've only been online since July. 

Where do you see yourself (in relation to your blog life) in 2 and 3/4 years from now? (thats 2 and 3 quarters, gotta be random)

I hope I still have the website going because I love making people laugh. 

What did you think of this contest process and will you tell others about it?

I like trying new things! When you have a comic schedule to keep up with it's rare to draw anything else. I had a lot of fun coming up with the penguin illustration. I'm sure other artist would enjoy it also, so, yes, I'd tell others about it.

What is the last thing you want to be known for saying or doing or both?

I hope people talk about the fun times we shared together, I hope my funeral is full of laughter and good memories.

Lastly, do you have any questions for me?

Oh and I guess more lastlier (lol) is there anything else you want to tell my readers, which will probably soon be your readers soon?

I'm not sure I have any questions for you, but I'd like to say you seem like a great guy who works his ass off, by what I read in your tweets and I respect that. Thanks for the chance to be part of the "Penguin Gazette" community.

      I really think everyone should check him out so we can all know at least one vampire that doesn’t suck! Here are a few of his strips for you to enjoy starting with his most recent (12/23/11). Enjoy, and as always if you check him out leave him a note so he knows how you found him!!











     Thanks for reading and if you know any other artists that might want to contribute to my artist gallery send them my way, who knows they might get featured and if they do they will definitely get the support of penguins everywhere!! Until next time…

Editor & Chief of The Penguin Gazette
Rudy

Thursday, December 15, 2011

San Diego Food Trucks: Part 3


      So let me start off by saying that as I type this I am flying overseas for my vacation to Rome, followed by Madrid, then San Francisco, San Fernando, Los Angeles, then finally home to sunny San Diego!! Sorry had to brag a bit because I am so freaking excited about the next 3 weeks. Also, it might take a while before this gets out (hopefully my hotels have free wifi or I’m screwed). One thing that I will miss dearly while my wife and I are on this trip are my friends from the food truck industry! They have been keeping us fed pretty much for the last couple of months or so and now we have to fend for ourselves in all these places. They have become as much a part of our lives as “most” of our family has (the “most” comment will be explained on a later date). 

      Three of our newest friends come in the forms of cupcakes, the opera, and a little green frog on a surf board made out of a sandwich. Let me explain, the three trucks I will be mentioning (and making your mouth and stomach hate me with) are Corner Cupcakes, Opera Café, and Groggy’s!!! Each completely different, and each assured to leave you satisfied from start to finish! So without any further adieu….LET’S GET ROLLIN’!!!!

      First up we have Opera Caffé, they specialized in fine Tuscan cuisine. They come from a long background of chefs and are definitely no strangers to the restaurant game. The first time I had the privilege of having some of their delicious food was during the City Heights Lantern Festival earlier this year. In fact it was the same night that I met Asian Persuasion! Now when I tell you what I had you are going to flip your lid…are you ready…well even though I don’t think that you are I will tell you anyway. I had a wild boar (yup you heard me) osso bucco. This was AMAZING, STUPENDOUS, AN ORGY OF FLAVORS SO INTENSE AND WONDERFUL, TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN LET YOU KNOW HOW GOOD IT WAS!! The pieces of wild boar (I can’t stop saying that) were so tender and the bones still had the marrow inside (so scrumptious it was like soul butter). This is going to be the first and last time I ever say some stuff like this but I couldn’t stop myself from sucking the bones clean (every one of you can stop laughing because I bet once you try it you’ll be doing the same thing). It came served on top of a creamy risotto that was some of the best that I’ve EVER had and can’t wait to have again and again. When I say it was the best, I feel as though it is almost an understatement. It melted in my mouth and in combination with the WILD BOAR (ha ha) it is truly a masterpiece.

      They also have many other Items that are sure to make your mouth water, like their vodka tortellini, white lasagna, and their fried ravioli. Each dish has very authentic flavors that took a lot of time to master, and even more love to bring to all of us. If you like your food with a kick then I recommend the fried ravioli. You get roughly six of these little teeth kickers and with every bite you can see why I call them that. The spices they use to kick these little guys up can almost bring you to the boiling point. Your mouths saving grace comes in the bell pepper sauce. This creamy sauce cools the tongue just long enough for you to take another bite and start the process all over again. While they are REALLY good these little guys are not for the faint of heart.  So if you think you can handle them, give them a try and see if you have the balls or the ovaries (ladies I’m not leaving you out) to finish.

I sent them a questionnaire to get to know them a little better and here it is. Get to know Kika and the rest of the crew at Opera Café.


1.       What are the names of everyone on the truck?
Tony Gutierrez sous chef, and me Kika Orofino-Penn

2. Who started the truck and who's the owner?

 My parents (Patrizia Branchi & Roberto Bernardoni) own the truck
But I run full operation

3. What made you start the truck?
My family is always been in the restaurant business so the food truck is a way to branch out and bring fine Tuscany cuisine to you

4. How long have you been making your AMAZING creations?
(refer to question 3)

5. What are some of your signature dishes and the inspiration behimd them?

 Definitively our homemade beef tenderloin meatballs and the Wild Boar Ossobuchini yum-yum

6. Where do you see your business in the next few years?
Hopefully having few more trucks with the same reputation as the restaurant :)

7. Since starting your food truck have you made any changes in the way you guys operate, and have you gotten any recognition for your creations?

We are still new to this industry and still learning but our recognitions is everyone that has following us and coming out to try our food, this is the recognition we are AIMING for.

8. If you had to describe your company in 10 words what would they be?
Our motto "FOR THE LOVE OF FOOD"



      Now here is a truck just right for all my late night partying, too much drinkin’, and way too hung over for life people. I bring to you Groggy’s (my froggy friends)! These guys have the cure for the “morning after” and they will have you back to 100% in no time flat. They make sandwiches for the “groggy” (hence the name) along with some other “head healers”.  The sandwiches are stuffed full of everything from fries and cheese steak too chicken fingers and bacon, and to top off these beauties you can add a fried egg. Now you guys know that I am as Anthony Bourdain puts it an “egg slut”, and these sandwiches make a whore out of me (again…shut up). One of these sandwiches is the Manzanita. This bad boy has the all the good stuff.  Cheese steak, mozzarella sticks, French fries, bacon, a fried egg and CHORIZO!!! They also put ketchup and the all mighty GROGGY SAUCE! I can’t really explain the sauce because to explain something that needs no explanation is unexplainable….let me explain. The sauce is the glue that holds the sandwich together. It’s got a brightness to it that lifts the heavy (but delightful) fried foods to amazing heights! Sweet with a bit of savory, you can’t go wrong with this sauce. If I knew the secrets of this sauce, I would make it and put it on myself! That is how good it is!

      They also made this chorizo Mac and cheese that is TO DIE FOR!!! They start off with fries, add some very delicious Mac and cheese, top it off with their amazing chorizo, and then add my girlfriend…the fried egg!!! This is definitely the perfect fixer upper for all your hangovers. The pasta and fries will get all that alcohol right out of you and make you right as rain (whatever the hell that saying means). I really wish they had these guys back when I was drinking because I can assure you they would have gotten me through MANY an early morning workday, especially after the late night party hours I used to keep! I guess I’ll just have to settle with knowing them now and letting them give me that wonderfully girlish figure (you know… the PREGNANT one with the big belly but happy face). All the flavors there meld so great together and there is really no sog to the fries at all. The time I had them I waited almost a half hour before I could get into them and the fries still had their crispy! If you don’t try at least this little dream once, I am going to need you to make a fist….and punch yourself right in the face with it. Before you do that, check out some info on the two mad men behind Groggy’s.


1. What are the names of everyone on the truck?

    Dave Danushevsky, Chris O'Neill...with some occasional help from Leslie, Lexi, Dustin and Summer.

2. Who started the truck and who's the owner?

    We both started the truck, and are co-owners.

3. What made you start the truck?

    It was an idea we kicked around for awhile.  We both worked at Trattoria Fantastica and Cafe Zucchero in Little Italy for the past five years. When we were bored or annoyed at our customers we would daydream about owning our own place.  I went to school at Rutgers University in New Jersey and frequented the "Grease Trucks", along with the rest of the student body.  These were similar to the sandwiches we now serve on the truck, except we added some California flair to them.  We also increased their size significantly.  Dave went to culinary school at The Art Institute, so he has some creative ideas that we are trying to incorporate, like the Chorizo Mac and Cheese...

4. How long have you been making your AMAZING creations?
    We have been on the streets since mid-September of this year, though the process of starting up our business took much longer.  After finally finding a truck, it took us another few months to get it up to code and in decent working order.  In total, it took us about a year and a half to finally get financing, the truck, all the permits and paperwork, and finally hit the streets.


5. What are some of your signature dishes and the inspiration behimd them?

    Our most popular sandwich is the Fat Ron Burgandy, named after the "Anchorman" movie's main character.  That sandwich is stuffed with cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, french fries, tomato, lettuce, onions and Groggy Sauce.  Surprisingly, one of our customers described it as "refreshing", though that was after they had tried the Lord Groggy. The Lord Groggy has cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, french fries, bacon, ketchup, Groggy Sauce, and a fried egg.  All of our sandwiches are made with two things in mind. One of them is to taste good and fill you up, the second is to either prevent a hangover or cure one.  In my experience, a Fat Sandwich after a long night of drinking significantly improves your prospects for a pain free morning.  However, a Fat Sandwich the next day has been known to reduce the effects of the past evenings indulges, as well.  The fact that our huge sandwiches make you feel "groggy" after eating them, as well as the "groggy" state some of our customers are usually in, is what inspired our name. One of our most popular non-sandwich items is our Chorizo Mac and Cheese, created by Chef Dave.  He blends his special mix of Chorizo, onions, garlic and spices into macaroni and cheese, puts that over french fries and a fried egg over the top of the whole thing.  That was made after a long day on the truck, when Dave was tired of making his famous Chorizo Wontons.  He created this dish and it took off since then.

6. Where do you see your business in the next few years?

    In a few years, we envision big things for Groggy's.  We anticipate getting a second truck before the end of 2012, and possibly a storefront location as well.  After that, we would love to branch out to other cities, particularly college campuses and towns.  We would love to become a franchise and share our food with as many people as possible.


7. Since starting your food truck have you made any changes in the way you guys operate, and have you gotten any recognition for your creations?

  Our operation has changed dramatically since our first days in business.  We quickly realized the food truck business involved a lot more time and work than we thought.  We split the work up between the two of us so we are accountable for different areas of the business.  Dave works on the menu, inventory, food costs, and all the preparation of the food.  My job involves searching out new locations to park, marketing, customer relations, bookkeeping and LOTS of dishes.  Dave's motto is "the chef never does the disthes", so I got stuck with that job.  As far as recognition, we have some avid food truck followers who have helped us with recomendations about where to park and menu items they would like to see.  We were featured on KUSI a week before we opened our doors, and recently had an article written about us by the guys at Thrillest.com.  However, we are most thankful for the recognition we receive from our Twitter and Facebook followers, as well as our repeat customers who always let us know we are doing a good job.

8. If you had to describe your company in 10 words what would they be?

  Two guys, a food truck, and some big ass sandwiches.

   
Groggy's, LLC
619-302-7394
followgroggys.com



      Now for some dessert!!! You may have seen these ladies of the Food Network show “Cupcake WARS”, (or maybe I just watch too many cooking shows), if you haven’t, then allow me to introduce you to Corner Cupcakes. Better yet, I’ll let them tell you about themselves…I’ll just talk about their delicious creations. I know a lot of you are probably thinking to yourselves “What is so special about a cupcake truck?” To be honest I thought the same thing at first…but wow did they show me! Their soft, fluffy and flavorful cakes are like little clouds and each bite is a sweet taste of heaven (probably the closest some of my readers will ever get to heaven lol). They come in a variety of flavors (my personal favorites are the eggnog and the lemon cakes. They are mixed to perfection and would probably make some the best cake makers out there fear for their jobs (yeah they are that good), and that is just the cake! Let me tell you about the frostings.

      The frostings come in a variety of different flavors from cinnamon (perfect with the above mentioned eggnog, which I believe is seasonal so get it while it’s there) to a sinful carmel that you can add some sea salt to for that sweet/savory taste that is all the rage (see what I did there? I mentioned that the cakes are heavenly but the frosting brings that little bit of sin that everybody loves…even if they don’t admit it!) The cinnamon frosting has both that “catch and release” sense about it. What I mean is the spice of the cinnamon will take hold of your taste buds and keep their attention for just a bit and then let go ever so slightly so you can ready your mouth for that next wonderful bite. It doesn’t keep your mouth on fire like some cinnamon candies do but it will let you know that it is there! The carmel on the other hand is very reminiscent of those little cubes of candy grandma used to keep in the bottom of her purse. It is very tasty without being too sweet and if you combine it with some sea salt your mouth won’t know what hit it. Each cake combo comes with a healthy (lol) amount of the frosting, which is awesome for me but if a good sugar rush isn’t your thing let them know and they will gladly do half of the frosting for you lesser sugar freaks out there.

Well that’s enough of me let’s let the women of Corner Cupcakes tell you a bit about themselves…

1. What are the names of everyone on the truck?  Amanda, Tina, Cali, and Nina

2. Who started the truck and who's the owner? 
 The truck was started by the two-woman team of owners Amanda Schnitzius and Tina McClelland.

3. What made you start the truck? 
 We started as a wedding cake business (Happy Tiers Bakery...still in operation) that we operated nights and weekends when we were working our corporate jobs.  We wanted to quit and bake full time.  We looked into getting a brick-and-mortar store, but the banks were not in the mood to lend to two girls with big dreams and no collateral.  We thought outside of the box and decided to open a cupcake truck instead.  We used our personal credit to buy a used truck off Craigslist, and then we quit our jobs and opened the truck!  We still want a store one day.  ;)


4. How long have you been making your AMAZING cupcakes?  
Thank you!  We came up with the recipes when we started the business...so, February 2010.  They were unknowingly a work-in-progress, and we tweaked our recipes for a couple of months before we came up with what you have now. 

5. What are some of your signature cakes and the imspiration behimd them? 
 Our most popular has become the Chocolate Cake with Salted Caramel frosting.  This was inspired exactly a year ago when Amanda went to Starbucks and her boyfriend's mom ordered a Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate.  Amanda ordered one too (totally out of character for her) and fell in love with it.  She told Tina she wanted to turn it into a cupcake, expecting to only carry it for a week or two last winter.  It was a hit off the bat.  We also have a Buttermilk Bacon cupcake with Maple frosting that gets a lot of buzz.  Tina had always wanted to make that cupcake, so one day we did.  People don't usually order it if they haven't been to the truck before, but once we gain their trust that our cupcakes are good, they'll take a chance on it.  They're usually hooked on it at that point.  It's tastes like breakfast, and is a great balance of salty and sweet.

6. Where do you see your business in the next few years? 
 We never want to stop growing!  We see ourselves developing an awesome website making it easy to place orders, then getting a brick-and-mortar store, then opening a million brick-and-mortar stores, then retiring early and moving somewhere beautiful.  =)

7. Since being on cupcake wars have you made any changes in the way you guys operate, and have you gotten any recognition for your creations? 
 Cupcake Wars has changed our business in so many ways.  We were a two-person operation before the show, and now we've doubled in size.  The couple of weeks after the show first aired, we brought the same cupcakes on the truck that helped us win the competition.  These cupcakes have fillings and toppings.  We liked having this option of a premium cupcake, with a filling and a topping built the way we like it, so now we almost always have some sort of premium cupcake for sale on the truck.  It's unbelievable how much recognition we've received since the show.  From World Series of Poker coverage, to ESPN journalists, to local media, and fanbase across the country...it's been unreal.

8. If you had to describe your company in 10 words what would they be? 
 This is a fun question!  We've never been asked this one before. 
Quality.  Innovative.  Not pretentious.  Delicious.  Friendly.  Sincere.  Fun.  Addictive.  That's 9...you can choose the 10th.  =) (I’ll say “HEAVINFUL” that heavenly and sinful for those of you trying to figure it out)




Well there you go everyone, another delicious edition of The Penguin Gazette. Funny, I hadn’t intended this to be a food blog but when the material is in front of you, you just kind of go for it! See you guys soon (Wifi permitting…keep your fingers crossed!)

Editor & Chief of The Penguin Gazette,

Rudy

P.S. I'm not favoring any one truck, I just found more pics of the cupcakes...

Saturday, December 3, 2011

November's Blog of the Month


So this month we have the guys over at A Beer For The Shower and their "Your Baby is Ugly" post. This is so funny that it had to make this months "Blog of the Month". Brandon and Bryan bring the comedy every week and if you haven't heard of them you are missing out!! They have been sort of a role model for what I want my blog to be, and for that I thank them for that. Please support them by reading this then RUNNING on down to their site by clicking here!!! Here it is in all it's glory...




Your Baby is Ugly
            Today's entry is inspired by a fellow blogger and friend, who shall remain nameless, as we don't want her to be ostracized by the female community. Even the term I'm about to use is cringe-worthy, but it's one that needs to be said. Women with high levels of estrogen, I suggest you waddle out of the room.
            Today's topic: ugly babies.
            Let's face it, not all babies are born disgustingly cute. Some are just born,well, disgusting. Maybe it's genetics. Maybe it's karma. Hell, maybe it's both. But just like there are good looking people and ugly looking people, there are cute babies and there are ugly babies.
            Some people see this term, 'ugly baby', as an oxymoron. Find the right woman, biological clock in full swing, and she'll tell you that all babies are cute--their smooshy cheeks, their googly eyes, their erratic giggles when they drop a 2 lb surprise into their diaper. It's so disgusting, it's making me want to get a vasectomy as I type this.
            It doesn't help that anyone who's undergone the arduous task of making a baby will argue that their baby is the cutest thing to grace our planet earth, even if it looks like it could be hung from the back porch to scare away badgers. It's burned into our DNA, so we don't pop one out, say 'God what the fuck is that?', and bury it in the backyard next to the family dog.
           Instead, we find it cute. Adorable, even. Charming. Which is fine. But it crosses the line when they genuinely think this little monster is cuter than OTHER babies.
           For example, the worst thing to ever happen to the ugly baby: Facebook. 
           You know you've all seen it before. A particular friend or relative has a baby, and thinks it's just the cutest thing ever. It's not. It looks like it should be wandering the sewers feeding on mutant rats. But they send you pictures constantly. You log onto Facebook, and every 10 seconds you see new status updates with more horrific pictures of this newborn abomination, lauded as the baby Brad Pitt.




           He's angry because he looks like Shrek walked into a nuclear holocaust. And now I'M angry because I'm sick of seeing 200 pictures, daily, of your ugly baby.
           Even worse, I hate when a woman with an ugly baby asks you this dreaded question: 






            I'd never say that, simply because I know better than to offend a hormonal woman, but what do you say to that? "Yes, he's the cutest Sloth impersonator I've ever seen."


            Or how about when they ask this one:


   




 Nothing's worse than a hot mom with an ugly baby. Such a shame. Sometimes, though, ugly genetics just can't be helped.







            

          

             So what do you guys do when you see an ugly baby? Do you give them the truth, or do you lie your ass off? Me, well, I like to cop out and use this little winner.

             "Isn't he something?"

             Because sometimes, "something" is the only word to describe the godawful creature that should be posted on your front step to ward off swamp monsters.


Stay classy, friends,

Bryan



Mood: Not hungry anymore

Beer: Do beer goggles make ugly babies cute?

Shower: Kinda feel like I need one now


Good job, Poopsy. Make daddy proud.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Goin' Places

Hey everyone, the last few weeks have been insane which is why I haven't had time to hop on here and drive you wild with my crazy stories and reviews. A lot of the last few days have been wrapped up in us (Anya and I) getting ready for our big trip next week. We are leaving the states for a bit to visit Rome and Madrid and then back to San Diego via San Francisco and LA. 3 weeks in total ending with us taking a train from LA back home on Christmas. Crazy huh? We can't wait, the last few days have both flown by as well as been the longest ones yet. So forgive me guys as I have been behind on a lot of my bloggy duties. I will try to catch up on a few things before I go! So check back before the weekend is out for "Design My Blog" winner, video and "Blog of the Month" updates. Who know's I might even have a new word for you. soon too. Until then I have to try and pack for three weeks...what to take?

Editor & Chief of The Penguin Gazette

Rudy

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

San Diego Food Trucks: PART 2


Hey EVERYONE, last time I hipped you all to a few of my favorite food trucks and the response was amazing. The trucks loved it and so did the fans. From what I’ve been told some of the business to the trucks have boomed and I’ve also been told that I had a hand in that. I’m so glad that I could help get the word out to new food truck stalkers everywhere. I have 3 more for you that you absolutely NEED to try. Make sure you bring your wallets because you’re going to want to but the entire menu after one bite. Get ready to be hungry!

First up on the menu we have Dharma Dogs. These guys are NOT your everyday hot dog cart! Although their dogs are simple and clean, the toppings they add bring a whole new dimension and style to the typical hot dog.  With dogs like the “Baja” (grilled onions, jalapeños, Dharma sauce, mayo, mustard and its wrapped in bacon), and the “206” (with cream cheese, brown mustard, grilled onions, and for extra kick you can add saracha to it) you can’t go wrong!  We found them one night when my wife and I were starving and had no idea what to eat (for those of you that know us, you know that’s most nights) luckily for me I was checking Twitter and saw that they would be by us, so we went.  

They have their truck parked nightly in the Hillcrest area and have a pretty loyal following and that night they added 2 more to their ever growing line! We tried almost everything on the menu, which included 3 of the 4 dogs (Baja, 206, Chili), the onion rings (warm, crisp, golden brown yummyness), the Parmesan fries (I don’t even have words), and the donut trio (OH YEAH THEY MAKE DONUTS!!!!). The flavors were outstanding! Every bite from first to last made me smile from ear to ear. Normally, with a hot dog I expect a snap to the skin, while I didn’t get that with these dogs (which is normally a big turn off, and has caused me to stop eating in mid bite), the mix of flavors brought out by the toppings more than made up for it. The spicy “Baja” was a southwest treat that left my taste buds tingling from both the heat of the jalapeños and the anticipation my mouth had waiting for another bite. The “206” changed the way I looked at hot dogs because the way the cream cheese complemented the dog and acted as a cooling agent for the saracha (really frickin hot hot sauce), kind of blew my mind.

All of their fried treats (fries, rings and donuts) all had that perfect look, feel, and crunch you’d expect to get from your favorite hang out and to top it off nothing was greasy or heavy! Everything that we had that night made it hard for us to leave. As a matter of fact, we stayed at the truck and got to know Steven and Joanne (Dharma Dogs owners and Chefs) late into the evening! My wife and I ate there about 3 times in the first week that we met them. That tells you 2 things, 1 I really like food…a lot, and 2 these guys are all that is right with hot dogs. If you guys are looking for great taste, a crazy variety, and 2 of the nicest people you’ve ever met check out Dharma Dogs they are sure to delight and their flavors will surprise even the harshest of hot dog critics!


Next up on this virtual Food Truck tour we have the Pierogi Truck! Owned by Tom Bordyczewski and Bozena “Mama” Bordyczewski (a lovely woman, who’s smile is infectious and will warm your heart), and with Anthony's help cooking, this truck specializes in…PIERGOIS DUH!! Not many people know what these little pillows of joy are so let me explain. These are basically dumplings that are traditionally stuffed with potatoes, but these guys do so much more than just the “basics”. They have stuffings that go from the traditional potato to spinach and even an AMAZING meat pierogi, which is guaranteed to transport you mouth straight to Poland! Every time we stop at this big purple truck I tell myself “TRY SOMETHING NEW, TRY SOMETHING NEW!!!!!” Does it happen? No, because that meat pierogis just keeps calling my name and begging me to eat it. If you think I’m playing, give it a try for yourself and I dare you not to get hooked! They top these perfectly cooked “dumplings of love” with green onions, perfectly grilled diced onions and BACON!!! MMMMMMM!!! So delicious and so filling!

I take back what I said earlier, I have had one other thing from the truck and I was SO happy about it! I had their polish sausage and the flavors were “OUT-MAZING” (outstanding with a pinch of amazing)! They take their sausage that has a whole history’s worth of flavor and top it with green onions and slices of grilled onions, and put it inside a perfectly toasted bun. The crunch of the bun, with the snap of the skin and the sharpness of the onions that surprisingly don’t over power the deep flavors of the sausage was superb! These guys have so many delicious looking items that I can’t wait to try them all! I think next time I’m going to try the Hungarian Pancake; I have no doubt that it is going to be amazing! 

Everybody on the truck handles your food with the kind of love that you would expect to get from your own family. You get a sense of how hard they work to bring these little Polish masterpieces to us and it almost makes me feel like they deserve something more than just cash for it. That's part of why I'm including them in this post, the other part is because they make delicious food and deserve to be recognized! IF YOU PASS BY THIS TRUCK YOUR MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING GREAT!!! So make sure you check these guys out on Twitter and LIKE them on Facebook to stay up on where they will be next!




The final truck in this trifecta of Food Truck Madness is called Slow Cal BBQ. These guys are fairly new to the truck game, but have it down pact! Mel “BOOTS” Johnson (Chef/Owner) runs this delectable BBQ truck with the help of his sister Sophia and his Sous-chef Leti. When I first heard of them I was on Twitter and heard that a new BBQ truck was coming to town, so instantly I was intrigued. Being from Texas I believe that BBQ is supposed to be done a certain way. You see, it’s not about the sauce it’s about the flavor of the meat, being tender without being mushy, and being able to stand on your own WITHOUT the aid of a sauce. BBQ is being able to taste the time, love, and respect for a craft that takes years to master and only seconds to screw up. The sauce is important no doubt, but if you have to completely drench you meat in it then it wasn’t worth the money you paid for it in the first place.

This is why I absolutely, 100% back these guys and give them the “PENGUIN’S STAMP OF AWESOMENISITY” for being the best BBQ I’ve had, hands down from any establishment in San Diego! They know BBQ and they know how to please people. They don’t try to hide the real beef or pork flavors by covering there meat in the sauce (of which they have three homemade sauces you can buy and each stand out for their bold “kick in the teeth” flavors), and they sure don’t skimp on the portions.  You definitely get what you pay for with these guys, great food that will have you running back for seconds and thirds.  The first time we ordered from Slow Cal BBQ we took it home and the whole way the smell made it hard for me to concentrate on the road. After we ate (and picked our blown minds off the floor), I rushed back to get seconds and to tell them all how amazing they are! Hell, I even went so far as to tell Mel that he had to bring it in and get some “BRO-MAN” hug love action (because oh yeah…it was just that good. I almost needed a smoke and a nap after I had his brisket).

I’m almost afraid for Mel’s safety right now. Reason being if I tell you about this man’s ribs you guys might rush him like tweens at a Bieber concert…but he’s a big boy so I think he can handle it. Just last Friday I called in an order for some ribs to take to our weekly dinner date with Anya’s Grandparents and my God did make the right call (matter of fact it was my Anya’s idea…yup she’s a GENIUS!!!). When I picked them up, Mel told me that they had been on the smoker since 7am that morning (it was 630pm when I got them). Now Anya’s Grandfather (PAPA to everyone that knows him) is the RIB MAN in the family, and if ribs get his sign of approval, well then you know you have something marvelous on your hands. To make a long story short, I’ll just show you his plate…and some of the other mouth watering greatness!





See what I mean? When you can clear the meat off the bone like that, who needs Phil’s? For those of you that don’t know, Phil’s is a BBQ place out here that some people swear to…not me though. My allegiance is to Slow Cal BBQ and to Slow Cal BBQ ALONE! So please make sure you check Twitter or Facebook to find out where the “OINK” will be next!

Well that’s all for this week’s post. I want to apologize to everyone for being as sporadic as of late with my posts, the last few weeks have been really insane and I will try to do better! Until next week EAT, DRINK AND TRUCK STALK!!!

Editor & Chief of The Penguin Gazette,

Rudy

P.S. Whenever you decide to stop by these AMAZING eateries, let them know you heard about them here or that you at least read the article so they know how much support and appreciation we have for their hard work!